What does it take to get an invite to a party at the local County Jail? Driving drunk and naked will do it.

That, at least, is the state of undress one Indiana woman was found as she drunk-drove in reverse into a parked Jeep.

Daisha Sue Clark, 24, was charged with driving while intoxicated, neglect of a dependent, and driving while suspended. A breath test put her blood-alcohol content at 0.15 percent – twice the legal limit.

She was spotted by an officer rear-ending herself around 1:00 a.m., following a 12:20 a.m. call to 911 reporting a naked drunk woman driving with a child.

The caller told dispatchers that when she had reprimanded Clark for leaving her child in the car while she was “sleeping with a male”, Clark ran out without her clothes to do a bunk.

Not to worry though, folks – according to The Star Press, Clark’s mother was contacted by a woman who claimed that she had taken the child out of the car herself after witnessing Clark’s helluva drunken mess.

According to a court affidavit, when she was asked the whereabouts of the child, she couldn’t tell them. Fantastic mothering skills right there. You’d think she might have noticed the kid being removed.

The fantastic role model is also facing two charges of theft filed in April and May.

The woman, from Yorktown, Indiana, remains in the Delaware County jail under a $15,000 bond. She is set to stand trial June 9.